How the fuck did you not graduate from college?
It was boring.
I didn't like... There were a number of things I didn't like about college. I didn't like being forced to take classes I wasn't interested in. Um... I didn't like the structure that people were telling me how to learn things as opposed to actually learning them on my own. Uh, and I think those were like the two big driving factors. And the third one, of course, is I'm spending all this money and I hate these other two things so much, it's like, why would I not stop spending money and go out and start learning on my own, and learn specifically what I wanna learn? And that's what I did.
happy birthday. we couldn’t afford to put a stripper in your cake like you wanted so instead we just put your cake in a stripper. she ate the whole thing in like 2 minutes. you should have been there. it was amazing.